Phil dE Cat is my human. He is very kind to me, except when he sleeps
- he does not stay still long enough when I lay on his chest, back, or
neck. Damned humans never do! Maybe genetic engineering will fix that in
the near future...
GRIPES:
L;sdk sadd\f !!!
I hate these damned keyboards.
Who made them, anyway? You can be sure it wasn't a cat!
Why is it that humans to do
not have breath that smells like delicious tuna, as we cats do?
Why are cat treats shaped like
triangles and other non-natural forms? Even dogs get bone-shaped treats.
Are we not equal to dogs, if not in stature, by our intelligence? We demand
equal rights!
Why are humans always sitting
in the most comfortable seat in the house? We have no choice but to sit
on their laps in protest!
Why is cat food always served
cold? THINK ABOUT IT!
Humans never seem to understand
that anything not nailed down is, by definition, a cat toy.
I noticed Ding Dong was limping slightly in December 2001.
I took her to the vet. and she was diagnosed as having malignant carcinoma
in January, 2002.
Ding Dong died April 13th, 2002. I miss her very much.
Thank you, Sheila.